going back to the grind of applying blindly for jobs online after having an interview feels really depressing and lethargic for me I just wanna be hired and stop thinking about getting a job ffs
Kesha, screaming: "I’M A TRASH BAG AND I LOVE BANGIN’ WHORES!"
Everyone: "Haha, Ke$ha is such a whoare!"
Kesha, normal voice: "…and I’m also a loving, genuine, intelligent person with a heart of gold!!!"
Everyone: "Huh? Did anyone hear something? Musta been the wind. Ke$ha is such a whoare!!"
Bret Michaels is such a lil weenie milk toast lmfao he is not suited to host a reality dating show whatsoever. He’s better suited to host a tea party with his stuffed animals.
Merier has been REALLY funny lately, tbh