Inglewood / South Central
North Hollywood / Van Nuys
Silver Lake / Echo Park
Burbank / Glendale
Eagle Rock / Highland Park
San Gabriel Valley
I was fucking this guy and he decides to stop mid-way through because he wanted to grab another glass of wine + he wanted to ~savor me~ longer / he wasn’t stopping briefly, he was putting like a goddamned hiatus on the fucking because he truly wanted it to last that long and it’s like bitch, I’m not friggin’ leftovers, you can’t put me in a goddamn fridge. And this isn’t a date. I don’t like you. Fuck you! I’m out of here!
1) I’m gonna gasp
2) I’m gonna wave my arms around frantically
3) I’m gonna start crying
4) I’m gonna ask the person sitting next to me if I can hold him/her for comfort
5) If s/he is cool, we’re gonna hold each other and cry on each other
6) I might have a seizure and/or start screaming?
7) Will definitely piss myself a little. Maybe shit a little too.
8) Heart will occasionally stop here or there
9) I will momentarily die, ascend to heaven, meet Jesus, and then be sent back to Earth because my time here is not up.
10) The earth will rumble and the ground will split open, harkening the beginning of the second coming.